I’m allergic to effort
(Source: halliebadger)
adding bitch to the end of sentences for emphasis bitch
benedict-cumberbatchs-cheekbones:
forever reblog. dat elbow
The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?
her shoulders. they’re… bare.
She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.
Why is she carrying something else other than a Bible? Tsk tsk.
guys oh my god why are you reblogging something like this my eYES SERIOUSLY I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THAT TAG THIS SHIT
Hey guys don’t complain about these women
I mean just look at how it is now
the joke just flew over your goddamn head
(Source: jerrymuffinbutt)
Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
You know you read that in his voice.
(Source: davidsreality)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
Eraserheads
do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better
(Source: chrisevansbooty)
i was born annoyed
one time i smoked too much life and got really high
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
(Source: iampinkshirt)
I went to the dentist with my friend and his mom today
Dr: your son has to get a gold chain placed on this tooth to pull it in, but i can take it off in about a month
His Mom: can I sell it when you take it off
