January 2012
December 2011
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
lolsofunny:
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
YES OMG
ballinlikestalin:
My new years resolution is 1080p
Having Lunch at Zen Buffet earlier today...
*Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" starts playing
Mom: She wears short skirts, I wear T-Shirts, she's cheer captain and -
Me: I read homoerotic fan fiction~
Mom: What?
Me: nothing
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
When people ask "So what do you like to do for...
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
…
…
“CATS”
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer... →
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
